Ellwood City Women's and Men's
Pool Leagues





Please text Lori with final scores and info you want shared, but if you have to call, she is still happy to hear from you! Good luck to all!
And then there are SECOND thoughts:
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.  Anonymous
In memory ...
... November 5, 2009
Dedicated to those lost at Fort Hood: Evening Falls - Enya
Lol! If you've come this far down - you've hit the bottom! Good day to all. Have a safe one!
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. Anonymous
Never do card tricks for your poker buddies!
Sports do not build character.
They reveal it. Anonymous

What a difference 700 miles can make, eh? (below)
Birds do it, bees do it, even beat up lil mailboxes do it! >>>
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Harriet Beecher Stowe (1811-1896)




June 22, 1942 - March 13, 2010

"You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be." Lou Holtz
Volunteering service to our nation is a big sacrifice, an unselfish sacrifice. We would be honored to have ANY service member added to your website. It's a small tribute in the scheme of things, but I know they appreciate being thought of. Please submit a message and contact info to the comments page and the moderator will contact you for pictures and info.Thanks.
Hooray! Lori's computer is up
and running!








Women's stats and scores are now on her page!

Your ol' computer works hard for you.



Keep
it healthy with regular defrag and disk cleanup.

1/23/29 to 2/27/08




Ok, now seriously ... how many of you CAN relate to this picture below?!?!?
(snicker) Yeah ... me too!

Please understand that whatever browser you use, your page might look a little goofy! WHY!?!? We have no idea! IT LOOKS GREAT IN THE SITE WE USE TO CREATE IT! WE are NOT adusting for IE. This site is better viewed in Mozilla or Chrome.

President: Karen Lemanski
Vice president: Roxanne Gwilt
Secretary: Lori Coulter
Treasurer: Joyce Kraynak
724-674-9829
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724-544-8896
724-758-6703
2016-2017
Season!!


Womens Pool League Play-offs Schedule
April 17, 2013
Start time: 7:30pm with minimum of 6 players. 8 players by 7:45pm. No add-ons after 8pm.

Today ... right now ... another beautiful day ... about 16 women began their day as home-makers, wives, girlfriends, employees, owners, Moms, friends ... and around 6:30pm they'll start taking on a different posture: (non lethal) gladiator-like ... at 7:30pm tonight the sound of balls snicking against one another ... cue up your mental music: Eye of the Tiger, Theme from JAWS, long drawn out drum roll ... this is it! Be at Hazel Manor tonight for the final showdown! Breaker's vs Hazel Manor ... all the teams in the league are great teams! But only two can end up here, on this night, and only one will get that last 8-ball ...

Good luck to both
teams!!

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!

Oh boy! New 'toys'!! Click on our email address and send an email to: womenspoolnews@hotmail.com



Gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness
To an opponent, tolerance
To a friend, your heart
To a customer, service
To every child, a good example
To yourself, respect
To all ... charity and love​
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Ha! It helps when one hits the SAVE icon after working on this page! Then you'd have seen the following info a LOT sooner!!
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As you know by now, the winners of the All Star Tournament were as follows:
Cheryl Mihalko - My House
Lori Coulter - Hazel Manor
Lacey McElwain - Keystone

There were 103 entries this year for a begining total of $204.00.

The 50-50 proceeds taken in added another $156.00 to the pot for a grand total of $360.00! This was divided 50%, 30%, 20% and with that formula, the payout was $180.00 to 1st place, $108.00 to 2nd place, and $72.00 to 3rd place.

Congratulations to Cheryl, Lori and Lacy for some awesome shooting!!

No matter HOW big and BAD you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it!
Instead of cleaning house I just watch an episode of HOARDERS and think, "WOW! My house looks great!"
(borrowed from a friend and added to a little bit)
Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's and like-a-Mom(s)! Also the Dad's that step up and become both Mom and Dad for their kids! Have a great day everyone!
Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
Written/sung by Zach Sobiech
(5/3/95-5/20/13) for his girlfriend
Keystone
Paramount
Saxon Club
PWE
Hazel Manor
Breaker's
Pour House
1. Divide 50 by half and add 20.

2. Can you find the odd one out - "Stun", "Ton", "Evil", "Letter", "Mood", "Bad", "Snap", "Straw"?

3. FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Count the words in the above sentence. Now count the Fs in the above sentence. Add the number of words with the number of "Fs". What do you get?
HEY!! This spot is sittin' here empty just waitin' for YOU and an activity you want to share! Pool tournaments! Anything you'd like to invite anyone to and or share! Happenings! We need happenings!!

@ Moose
@ Shelby
@ Hog Wild
@ Double Dealin'
@ Keystone-2
@ Pour House-2
@ Bye

What do you see?
Look at the middle of the picture. Allow your eyes to relax. Dont try to seriously focus on any part of the picture ... just stare at the middle and relax. After you 'get' the picture, you can move your eyes around to see the whole box.
Choose a browser that makes this look right!Make it your friend!
Jack Coates ... many of us shoot our games using a beautifully handcrafted stick made by COATES CUSTOM CUES.
Jack passed away November 13, 2014.
Come out to the FIRST ANNUAL JACK COATES MEMORIAL 8-BALL TOURNAMENT!
Date: April 19, 2015
Location: Stanley Snyder VFW, 1470 Brent Rd., Volant, PA
724-748-4485
Doors open at 9am and shooting starts at 10am.
Entry is $15 ($5 green fees included)
50% payback
The other 50% and green fees will be donated to UPMC CANCER RESEARCH and PILGRIMAGE HOSPICE.
Race to 3 in the winner's bracket and race to 2 in the loser's bracket.
APA rules but open to EVERYONE!
Questions? Call 724-662-2709
The first James 'Gowdy' Cullis Sportsmanship Award will also be presented. The award will be presented yearly at the annual Jack Coates Memorial Tournament.
There will a tab on the menu bar to show the original poster and directions from Ellwood City to the VFW.

Very friendly and comfortable atmosphere at this VFW and some really nice people. You'll have a great time!
Let's go shoot some pool for a good cause!


HEY! Women and men!
Are you having a pool tournament this summer? BBQ? A poker run? Yard sale?
Holy cow, even a Tupperware party?

Send an email to the address on the comments page or post on the comments page and it will be announced on the home page. All summer long!


Ladies, men! Let's fill this space with things to do!


Men, got a home project and want to spread the word that you could use a couple extra hammers with guys on the other end? Or are you wanting to have a back yard fire and beers with the guys?

Let us know!


Hey MEN!!

Shelby Legends team is looking for a few guys for their team. Sign up sheet is at the bar.
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I a
pologize to you all for not having found and posted your meetings! No one's fault but the moderators! Won't happen again!!

Zach Sobiech recorded "Clouds" about his battle with cancer. Young Mr. Sobiech died at age 18.
Message from Karen:

A foul is an illegal movement of any ball caused by the player shooting the game. The ladies shooting in the current game must be the ones calling the foul and the foul should be called immediately when it occurs.

This year I have heard more reasons why fouls were not called. A few reasons include: "I didn't think she would make it," "I didn't have a shot and thought she could break up the cluster mess”, "she shot too fast," and "someone else called it before I had a chance." Those are comments that have been brought to my attention this year.

With this in mind please make your teammates aware of the fact that the ladies at the table who see a foul need to be the ones calling the foul when it occurs. Captains, please go over this rule with you team and make sure your team understands it.

Most importantly of all, call the fouls as soon as you see it and don't wait!

If your team still has questions, I would be glad to explain it or answer any questions.

THIS WEEK IN HISTORY


1939: Singer Kate Smith records “God Bless America” for Victor Records.

1963: Alcatraz Island, the federal penitentiary in San Francisco Bay, California, closes.

1984: A Soviet submarine crashes into the USS Kitty Hawk off the coast of Japan.

1989: Dick Clark announced that he would no longer be hosting the show "American Bandstand." He had been the host for 33 years.

We have 13 teams this year. Speaking of teams, unless anything has changed, Double Dealin' needs one player, PWE is needing a couple players, and Pour House 2 needs a player also.

Our basket of cheer tickets will be $5 this year with a giveaway of $500 on the winning ticket  along with all the rest of the usual items on the ticket.

Playoff days will be Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday this season.

Women and men: if you would like email notices occasionally regarding any info that might be pertinent to your team or either league, please send the league a blank email to the address above and you'll be added. There is no JUNK sent out.

Let's start gearing up for another fun and exciting season of pool!
Two older tabs have been added back to the menu bar temporarily: 2010 banquet pictures and 2013 banquet pictures.

These have been added for any of you who want to save a picture you might want.

These tabs will be on for about a month at which time they will be deleted. Thanks.
While you won't WIN anything except a big atta girl or atta boy, here is your first music challenge for the new season: this was 'someones' theme from a TV series from 1984 to 1989.
Mail fraud warning!!
There have been reported purchases of gift cards through EBAY where the purchaser has paid money for a card and received nothing or a package with junk in it. The one I know of personally was an EBAY purchase for a $300 gift card.
The seller chose an address at random in the correct city thereby providing the buyer with a tracking number. Tracking showed it had been delivered when it had NOT been delivered to the buyer but delivered to the randomly chosen address.
Inside the mail, instead of a $300 gift card there was a broken pencil and a scrap of paper.
Buyers beware!
Looking for a pool player to play on my Sunday team. It's in house. All matches are played at Enon Inn, Enon Valley. We play 8 ball, 9 ball, 10 ball. You don't have to play every week please. Contact me at 724 494 5592. Debo







Rhonda Evans, long-time member, has passed away. Sincere sympathy goes out to her family, the Double Dealin' team, and all her many friends.
Visiting hours: Tuesday, 6-8 at TURNER'S and the service is Wednesday at 11am.
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
FIRST NIGHT!! HOORAY!!
Rack 'em up! Good luck to all!

This was the opening music in the pilot of a very popular TV show that ran from '84-'89. It has been referred to as "(blanks) Theme', the 'blank' being the last name of one of the main characters. What's the name of this song and what TV show is it associated with?
A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.
Bob Dylan.