Ellwood City Women's and Men's
Pool Leagues

Ladies: if possible, please text final scores and any info you want to share about your game to Lori. While texting is preferred, if you have to call, she is still happy to hear from you! Good luck to all!
And then there are SECOND thoughts:
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.  Anonymous
In memory ...
... November 5, 2009
Dedicated to those lost at Fort Hood: Evening Falls - Enya
Lol! If you've come this far down - you've hit the bottom! Good day to all. Have a safe one!
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. Anonymous
Never do card tricks for your poker buddies!
Sports do not build character.
They reveal it. Anonymous

What a difference 700 miles can make, eh? (below)
Birds do it, bees do it, even beat up lil mailboxes do it! >>>
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Harriet Beecher Stowe (1811-1896)

June 22, 1942 - March 13, 2010

"You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be." Lou Holtz
Volunteering service to our nation is a big sacrifice, an unselfish sacrifice. We would be honored to have ANY service member added to your website. It's a small tribute in the scheme of things, but I know they appreciate being thought of. Please submit a message and contact info to the comments page and the moderator will contact you for pictures and info.Thanks.
Hooray! Lori's computer is up
and running!

Women's stats and scores are now on her page!

Your ol' computer works hard for you.

it healthy with regular defrag and disk cleanup.

1/23/29 to 2/27/08

Ok, now seriously ... how many of you CAN relate to this picture below?!?!?
(snicker) Yeah ... me too!

Please understand that whatever browser you use, your page might look a little goofy! WHY!?!? We have no idea! IT LOOKS GREAT IN THE SITE WE USE TO CREATE IT! WE are NOT adusting for IE. This site is better viewed in Mozilla or Chrome.

President: Karen Lemanski
Vice president: Dana Leech
Secretary: Lori Coulter
Treasurer: Joyce Kraynak

Womens Pool League Play-offs Schedule
April 17, 2013
Start time: 7:30pm with minimum of 6 players. 8 players by 7:45pm. No add-ons after 8pm.

Today ... right now ... another beautiful day ... about 16 women began their day as home-makers, wives, girlfriends, employees, owners, Moms, friends ... and around 6:30pm they'll start taking on a different posture: (non lethal) gladiator-like ... at 7:30pm tonight the sound of balls snicking against one another ... cue up your mental music: Eye of the Tiger, Theme from JAWS, long drawn out drum roll ... this is it! Be at Hazel Manor tonight for the final showdown! Breaker's vs Hazel Manor ... all the teams in the league are great teams! But only two can end up here, on this night, and only one will get that last 8-ball ...

Good luck to both

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!

Oh boy! New 'toys'!! Click on our email address and send an email to: womenspoolnews@hotmail.com

Gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness
To an opponent, tolerance
To a friend, your heart
To a customer, service
To every child, a good example
To yourself, respect
To all ... charity and love​
Ha! It helps when one hits the SAVE icon after working on this page! Then you'd have seen the following info a LOT sooner!!

As you know by now, the winners of the All Star Tournament were as follows:
Cheryl Mihalko - My House
Lori Coulter - Hazel Manor
Lacey McElwain - Keystone

There were 103 entries this year for a begining total of $204.00.

The 50-50 proceeds taken in added another $156.00 to the pot for a grand total of $360.00! This was divided 50%, 30%, 20% and with that formula, the payout was $180.00 to 1st place, $108.00 to 2nd place, and $72.00 to 3rd place.

Congratulations to Cheryl, Lori and Lacy for some awesome shooting!!

No matter HOW big and BAD you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it!
Instead of cleaning house I just watch an episode of HOARDERS and think, "WOW! My house looks great!"
(borrowed from a friend and added to a little bit)
Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's and like-a-Mom(s)! Also the Dad's that step up and become both Mom and Dad for their kids! Have a great day everyone!
Don't mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.
Written/sung by Zach Sobiech
(5/3/95-5/20/13) for his girlfriend
Pour House
Double Dealin'
Saxon Club
Hog Wild
1. Divide 50 by half and add 20.

2. Can you find the odd one out - "Stun", "Ton", "Evil", "Letter", "Mood", "Bad", "Snap", "Straw"?


Count the words in the above sentence. Now count the Fs in the above sentence. Add the number of words with the number of "Fs". What do you get?
HEY!! This spot is sittin' here empty just waitin' for YOU and an activity you want to share! Pool tournaments! Anything you'd like to invite anyone to and or share! Happenings! We need happenings!!

@ Hazel
@ Moose
@ Keystone 2
@ Breaker's
@ Ranch
@ Pour House 2

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Look at the middle of the picture. Allow your eyes to relax. Dont try to seriously focus on any part of the picture ... just stare at the middle and relax. After you 'get' the picture, you can move your eyes around to see the whole box.
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Jack Coates ... many of us shoot our games using a beautifully handcrafted stick made by COATES CUSTOM CUES.
Jack passed away November 13, 2014.
Date: April 19, 2015
Location: Stanley Snyder VFW, 1470 Brent Rd., Volant, PA
Doors open at 9am and shooting starts at 10am.
Entry is $15 ($5 green fees included)
50% payback
The other 50% and green fees will be donated to UPMC CANCER RESEARCH and PILGRIMAGE HOSPICE.
Race to 3 in the winner's bracket and race to 2 in the loser's bracket.
APA rules but open to EVERYONE!
Questions? Call 724-662-2709
The first James 'Gowdy' Cullis Sportsmanship Award will also be presented. The award will be presented yearly at the annual Jack Coates Memorial Tournament.
There will a tab on the menu bar to show the original poster and directions from Ellwood City to the VFW.

Very friendly and comfortable atmosphere at this VFW and some really nice people. You'll have a great time!
Let's go shoot some pool for a good cause!

HEY! Women and men!
Are you having a pool tournament this summer? BBQ? A poker run? Yard sale?
Holy cow, even a Tupperware party?

Send an email to the address on the comments page or post on the comments page and it will be announced on the home page. All summer long!

Ladies, men! Let's fill this space with things to do!

Men, got a home project and want to spread the word that you could use a couple extra hammers with guys on the other end?

Let us know!

Hey MEN!!

Welcome back for the 2015-2016

You can find your weekly scores on the MENS STATS page

Here's your schedule for
December 1, 2015
​Matches begin at 7pm.

Zach Sobiech recorded "Clouds" about his battle with cancer. Young Mr. Sobiech died at age 18.

Did you know that:

GOD is the only character on the Simpson's that has 5 fingers on each hand​
In the average lifetime, your body will produce enough saliva to fill 2 swimming pools


A law still on the books in PA says that a woman may not sweep dirt under a rug or carpet
Most lipsticks contain fish scales
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